Archive for the ‘Robot Tools’ Category

Unmanned Plane of Doom

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Why do we need an unmanned stealth plane that can fire missiles from one continent to another? Why should said plane cost 143million pounds ($216,081,609 USD)? Why should said plane look like something strait out of Battlestar Galactica.
Well aside from it being unbelievably cool to be able to shoot stuff a continent away there isn’t. In fact, you guessed it, this 143 million pound plane is programmed to destroy us.

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Couple Married by Robot

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“I now pronounce you 01101101 01100001 01101110 and 01110111 01101001 01100110 01100101 00001101 00001010 ” It just doesn’t have a good ring to it. Yet leave it to the crazy robotics specialists of Japan to once again raise the robot bar. This time being married by a Robot. This is once again an ominous warning of things to come.

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Honda Makes us Lazier.

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Honda has released something more lame than the Segway. The Honda U3-X is a gyroscope powered, one man, unicycle. Segway with a seat. While this poses little threat to humanity in the ongoing battle between robots and humans it is quite lame.

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NASA and GM team up to make Terrifying Robot

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NASA and GM are teaming up to bring us the Robonaut2. It is a robot designed to help man both in space and on earth. Helping us build space stations and station wagons. Slaves to humans on two fronts.

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Robot Storm is Programmed to Destroy us!

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The company Robot Storm has just teemed up with iRobot (makers of the fun and friendly”Roomba” and automatic weaponry for the military) to mount an automatic robot gun on top of a self propelled robot base.

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“SWORD” robots deployed to Iraq.

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There is a new robot in town. And by town I mean Baghdad. The SWORD (“Special Weapons Observation Remote Reconnaissance Direct Action Systems”) weapons were designed as a modification of the already existing Bomb-Disposal Units that are already deployed. However this is the first of its kind that is armed with a weapon.

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